violet lightley is on her fifth episode of shameless of the day.

i know, because i’m watching her.

"I don’t know about voldy, I mean, he’s got that dodgy thing going on with Peter Petrelli… wait, I mean Pettigrew!"
— Violet Lightley’s quote of the day.
Violet Lightley has once again failed to complete her previously assigned English coursework. I find her attitude towards work, and my lessons in general, rather blasé. Thus, a series of extra lessons will be provided for Violet in which she must

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participate, in order to achieve her full potential. Violet and Myself know she is capable of achieving a very glamorous grade within this subject, therefore I trust you will assure she, for lack of a better word, ‘pulls her finger out’.

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Yours sincerely Karin Joy Barratt English Teacher Director of Black and Decker inc. Chairman of Ann Summers ™ Kirsty’s bitch.

I have spoken to violet on the matter and this is what she has to say:

‘I do not recall the essay in question as you seem very distracted in lessons and insist the only assignments we should ‘assist to’ outside school revolves around explicit actions being caught on camera and apple pies. Your lessons are organised in a way that pushes everything a sexual harassment class tries to prevent, not to mention the lustrous eyes you have been seen to give anything in a skirt (excluding Jessica Mollie Sykes) also your habit of bringing work home with you. So therefore, I will not be completing that essay until you stop acting like a strumpet and close your legs. Good day, Violet Lightley.’

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fuckyeahvioletlightley is my favourite tumblr! how did you come to meet such a fit bitch?

I’m glad you like it! We first met on a drunken night out in London Town in a gay bar …I kid. XD We started talking online about 4 years ago and she’s become one of closest, best friends. We properly met earlier this year when I endured a 10 hour journey up to hers and crashed for a few days. It was totally worth it and was super fun. :)

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Why is Vee so sexy? ;)

I have no idea. I wish I knew her secret, maybe then I could become half as sexy as she is.

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"If sleeping also means sex, can I say I’m sexy when I’m sleepy?"
"Right now, I feel how Voldemort felt when he killed Lily and James but Harry kicked his ass."
— Violet Lightley.
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